Sour Patch Kids
Watch out, Orbit lady: Sour Patch Kids, already noted for looking "like Easter Island figurines" when soaked in vodka, are finally making the leap into the world of chewing gum next month.
The Kids From The Patch Rife With Sour are partnering with Stride on this beautiful invention, which'll come in lime and redberry varieties. (Strawberry? Raspberry? Nightshade? What does it mean?!?!) The gum will be available beginning in January, with a single pack going for $1.29 and a multi-pack running at $2.89, which seem like regular prices for gum, but who knows these days.