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The best fast-food items for $1 or less

When McDonald's announced the death of its Dollar Menu (which was kind of a false alarm), college students and other people with crappier excuses for being cheap began to panic

"How will we become fatter without thinning our wallets?" we asked through mouthfuls of $1 McDoubles that would go up an entire 49¢. Fear not; as our good deed for the day, we sought out nine popular chains with value menus to find out how to get the most bang for your literal buck. And by "bang", we mean "chins".

Andy Kryza
White Castle's $0.86 Cheeseburger
At about $0.45 a bite (or $3 a bite, if you're Gary Busey), an $0.86 Whitey's cheeseburger isn't necessarily a great value, but if you consider all the crazy taste receptors that light up in your mouth when you eat the most deliciously fake-tasting burger around, it seems almost trivial to put a price tag on such euphoria.
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Sonic's $0.99 Mozzarella Sticks
Sonic doesn't have a dollar menu, per se, but it does have a happy hour from 2-4p that includes dollar items like corn dogs and onion rings. Best of all, though, is an order of mozzarella sticks. Fried, breaded cheese is worth its weight in gold, and that's way more than a buck.
Andy Kryza
Arby's $0.99 Jr. Roast Beef and Curly Fries
You can't go to Arby's and not get some of fast food's best fries, so we're calling a tie between the snack-sized curlies and the Jr. Roast Beef, which's exactly like the senior roast beef, except it doesn't take Lipitor. But you probably should, because you're going to eat, like, nine of these things.
Andy Kryza
Jack in the Box's $0.99 Tacos
Since they market to people who eat fried crap at 420a, it's appropriate that you have to be plenty euphoric to brave its two $1 items. The basic hockey-puck chicken sandwich is a safe choice, but you know you want the two tacos: see-through shells stuffed with wilted lettuce, American cheese, and some weird meat/bean paste. They're as gross as they sound... yet, at 420a, kinda perfect.
Andy Kryza
Carl's Jr.'s $1 Spicy Chicken Sandwich
The West Coast's Hardee's -- which doesn't appear to have a dollar menu, the snobs -- offers up the best $1 chicken sandwich out there. You'll enjoy a mildly spicy piece of what appears to be real chicken, fresh-ish lettuce, a solid bun, and a generous, but not saturating, coat of mayo.
Andy Kryza
Wendy's $0.99 Junior Cheeseburger and Frosty
Another fast-food joint that ditched a solid dollar menu in favor of a "Right Price, Right Size Menu" (see also: "menu"), Wendy's loses points for getting rid of the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, offering, instead, a bacon-less version. But at least they kept the small Frosty. Hell, they've also got $0.99 fries that you can dip in it, if you're one of those gross people who does that.
Andy Kryza
Burger King's $1 BBQ Rib Sandwich
Alright, BK. McDonald's has left a big hole that you need to run right-the-eff through, and adding that chintzy French fry burger -- which comes with three tiny, limp fries and no cheese -- ain't gonna cut it. This weird BBQ Rib Sandwich is a nice outside-the-box move, though; it's chewy, kind of tastes like ribs, and has huge pickles. Do more stuff like this. But, you know, make it taste better.
Andy Kryza
McDonald's $1 McChicken
The Golden Arches may have pared down their $1 offerings, but they atoned by adding stuff like a grilled onion burger. Still, nothing beats the overly peppered, overly mayonnaised McNugget on a bun: the McChicken. It's also a sound argument that Mickey D's should offer mayo as a dipping sauce.
Taco Bell's $0.99 Hard- & Soft-Shelled Tacos
Roll 'em in Doritos powder, and the plain-old tacos would be the best thing on T-Bell's menu. Since they're not, at $0.99 for both soft- and hard-shelled tacos, the second-best thing on the menu's a hell of a snag. Especially since they taste like Chipotle compared to ol' Jack in the Box.

CONCLUSIONS
Most filling: Carl's Jr. -- their chicken sandwich doesn't require a side of more sandwiches.

The worst: Jack in the Box -- that these tacos are also marketed as sides is pretty alarming.

The best: Arby's -- you can't beat a roast beef slider.

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