Gas station gourmet reaches new heights with the taquito burrito

When you get a craving for Mexican, choosing just one food is impossible. You order tacos, but then get home and nuke a bunch of frozen taquitos, and before you know it, you're on the floor crying next to an enchilada you can't possibly finish. But what if you could eat multiple Mexican staples in one seamless superfood? Ladies and gentlemen, meet the taquito burrito.

This masterwork was obviously created by The Vulgar Chef, and is just one of his five dazzling new burritos. There's also a poutine burrito, a lobster mac burrito, a Buffalo chicken & waffle burrito, and a chili mac burrito with Andy Capps Hot Fries, just for fun. Each demands space in your stomach, though please don't eat them all in one sitting. Your local EMTs already have a very busy schedule.

Vulgar Chef burritos
The Vulgar Chef

Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and now has all sorts of conflicting, confusing cravings. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.