Behold: the bacon mac 'n grilled cheese kebab

Because choosing between grilled cheese and mac 'n cheese is even harder than picking Thin Mints or Samoas, the Vulgar Chef has found a way for you to enjoy both in one dish. (Actually, it's on a stick, so dishes are irrelevant.) This bacon-jalapeño-mac 'n cheese grilled cheese divvies up a standard sandwich into bite-sized squares stuffed with bacon, jalapeño peppers, and mac 'n cheese... then they're spiked on a stick like so many Game of Thrones characters. It's a move that puts the Vulgar Chef in the same arena as State Fair snacks, though we're guessing this thing would be harder to eat on the Gravitron than deep-fried pizza.

Bacon jalapeno mac 'n cheese grilled cheese on a stick
The Vulgar Chef

Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist and believes no grilled cheese can be properly consumed without a pickle. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.