DO THE HARLEM SHAKE... by eating shakes and burgers, in Harlem

Swearing to have nothing to do with the very brief Internet sensation, this new '50s diner-style burger shack on 124th St has swiveling bar stools, chrome accents, and turquoise all over the damn place. The same will be said for ketchup after you house down burgers you can top with a "loosie" (another patty!), bacon, pickled-pepper cherry relish, or fried rinds, plus fried chicken sandwiches, a deep fried bacon-wrapped hot dog, and The Fatty Melt: a burger loaded with cheese, onions, and pickles, then sandwiched between two thin grilled cheese sandwiches. So yeah, there likely won't be much shaking after that. Peep the pics: