These were the 10 most badass pedicabbers at ACL

Pedicabs ACL Austin
Anastacia Uriegas
Anastacia Uriegas

You just spent 300 bucks, your liver looked like beef jerky, and you’d been walking around for 12 hours. The last thing you were interested in doing post-ACL was hoofin’ it to your car (which you may or may not have legally parked about three miles away in a residential area full of cones, signs, and sones [sign cones]). Luckily, there were a quajillion sweaty, hard-working pedicabbers to save the day, 10 of which did so in the awesomest way possible. These are those 10:

Animal Pedicabs ACL Austin
Dan Bongo

Apparently dressing up as Animal and yelling, “WOMAN, WOMAN!!”, um, actually works?

Bassist Pedicabs ACL Austin
Anastacia Uriegas

For an extra fiver, this guy will perform a Fishbone bass solo.

Unicorn Pedicabs ACL Austin
Anastacia Uriegas

If Olivia Newton-John, Richard Simmons, and a unicorn had a threesome (ignore the logistics), nine months and 23 years later you'd have approximately this.

Pirate Pedicabs ACL Austin
Filipa Rodrigues

Relaxed, pirate-chic is totally in this year.

Darth Vader Pedicabs ACL Austin
Anastacia Uriegas

“Impressive. Most Impressive.”

America Pedicabs ACL Austin
Anastacia Uriegas

These two are reppin’ strong -- UT and America... we’ve got you covered.

Little Red Riding Hood Pedicabs ACL Austin
Little Red's Pedicab

"Oh Grandmother, what big eyes you have!" ... "The better to see you quickly and safely transport me to Pete's Dueling Piano Bar with!"

Beard Tinkerbell Pedicabs ACL Austin
Left: David Beck / Right: Anastacia Uriegas

A well-groomed beardo and a hot, tattooed, modern Tinkerbell round out the bunch. Yep.