Cinco de Cinco You'd be loco not to drink these, and even mas loco to not check out our Margs Across America

Because tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, we spent last month honoring the warriors of the Battle of Puebla by researching other important-but-not-independence-securing battles in Mexican history. Unfortunately we forgot everything we learned, because we then went out and rounded up five of the best margaritas in town, all of whom are now vying for the crown of Miss Margarita.

Each of these drinks has a unique talent that ensures it stands out from the other beauties, and catches the discerning eye of Mario Lopez. Click through to see our lovely contestants compete for a place in your liver.