Miss Ocean Club Bikini Contest

Sorta like watching a bikini-clad Misty May play Olympic beach volleyball on TV, minus Misty May, Olympic beach volleyball, and "on TV", and plus hot co-eds and "in real life", this celebrity-judged bikini pageant'll feature 25 symmetrically faced finalists sashaying their stuff in an attempt to win $5000 courtesy of host Ocean Club, where they simply ask you to "dress the role and don't be a douche".