Escape To Montauk A free, three-day free-for-all at a pool

What are you doing tomorrow? No wait, don't answer that -- it'll take precious seconds that could be spent beating the crowd out east, where you need to be for the start of a three-day party called Escape to Montauk. It's being held at the well a-pool-ted Sole East, and follows the plan of past blowouts in the city and out west (the reverse Snake Plissken-y "Escape to LA"), featuring:

A "Fashion Village": A caravan of New York haberdashers will be popping up to have you looking most cheeky, with Ibiza Love Child hawking a tee with a well-armed Mona Lisa, and 'Tauk-based Whalebone Creative selling surf-inspired threads like a shirt dubbed "The Moustache Surf Club", where no one ever wants the rides to end.

Entertainment: Yeah, there's headliners like Albert Hammond Jr. of The Strokes, but the real draw's a pool show by so-arty-you-could-cry Waterworks NYC, who do... wait for it... synchronized swimming!!

Wine and Dine: Sole’s Backyard Restaurant will offer waterside eats all day, from shrimp po’ boys and clam pizzas for lunch, to duck taquitos and seared bass for dinner. Plus there's a slew of 'tails appropriately unmanly for watching synchronized swimming, including a coconut-heavy joint called "The Hammer", and the vodka/cucumber juice/dill "Cool as a Cucumber", which is what those kids in Russia really ought to be vodka-eyeballing with (it exfoliates!).

But you know what's a better way to get a sense of what you'll be in for than reading words? Watching hot girls dance, specifically in the totally SFW video highlight of their last Escape to NY party. Check it out below, and you'll be better able to answer the question "Who are you doing this weekend?".