Because looking at nude pictures on the Internet never gets old, unless you go to Hot4Grannys.net, head to Deja Vu On Main, where you can see nudity for realsies in a new, totally-naked, crazy-high-end gents club in the heart of downtown, which's a weird place to put it considering girls generally refuse to go there.
This two-story, 10000sqft ode to the female form hosts a pair of boobie-licious stages, tufted leather ottomans & booths, dark wood-paneled walls, crystal chandeliers, and a foyer lined with imported marble -- madness!
The centerpiece of the whole thing is a totally-see-through, plus-sign-shaped catwalk above the main floor, where featured performers'll emerge before their routine, and make their way to the ground via a 30ft "sky pole", then make their way over to your 30mm one.
It's also got bonus rooms galore, from private bachelor party closed-doors, to an upstairs cigar den complete with a humidor and lengthy list of Havana's finest, ensuring at least something gets smoked while you're there.
And because you read this far, you've got a chance of getting into the pre-opening party, where the 100-105th people to email the address below'll show up Thursday and get free VIP treatment, including apps, cocktails, and a luxe valet-equipped arrival with a red carpet -- which, thanks to all those hours on the Internet, you know won't necessarily match their drapes.