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Because Bill Cosby's clearly too busy giving inspirational seminars on how to wear holiday sweaters to throw this thing himself, the near-nude-lady-organization Devil's Playground is stepping up to the plate, then filling said plate with JELL-O and dumping it in a ring for their first-ever JELL-O wrestling bout, which pits sexy-dressed fictional characters against each other in a battle tooo theeee deatthhhh!! Or someone gets pinned or something.

Each bout's got a pair of ladies well known for both playa- and-regular hating each other, each of whom'll perform a bit of burlesque action before getting in the ring; matches include Snow White vs. The Evil Queen, Lil Red Riding Hood vs. The Big Bad Wolf, and Barbie vs. Jem, which is a Truly Outrageous pairing. Now you're probably thinking, "Great, I love Jem, but will I have to pre-game in my mom's basement?" and the answer is, yes, because she makes the best snacks, but there will also be booze at the event, including gratis Cougar Juice Vodka from 9-10:30p, but only if you get your ticket through Thrillist Rewards by clicking below.

Doing it via TR also grants you early admission, plus there's a photo op with the girls and a pole dancer dressed as Cinderella, as if you didn't already feel like you're in A Different World.

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