Just when you thought Jimmy Carter couldn't get any sexier,
he goes and gets those calf implants he's been talking about this happens: Tha Carter 39, a Weezy-/Jimmy-homaging Tumblr from a guy who once puked on a table at The Forge and got high-fives from the staff, which matches often hilarious photos of our 39th prez to corresponding lyrics from occasional Miami dweller Dwayne Carter (no relation). Some standouts:
- "You smell me girl, I smell like money" is thrown around Jimbo's face on the very collector's-edition coin you were gonna buy before you went for Franklin Mint's Kate Middleton Faberge doll.
- "Sleeping at the top, nightmares of the bottom" is superimposed on a shot of No. 39's face tattooed on someone's bare butt, which was probably Kate Hudson's, 'cause you know she loved those SALT treaties.
- "Don't be in the garden, and don't smell her flower" shows a young girl handing the former peanut farmer a bouquet, as a dude with a horrible combover, and possibly combover-induced leprosy, lurks in the background.
- "I'm running this b*tch like Eric Bieniemy back" sees Jimmy getting a serious workout as he pulls a giant car for extreme resistance training. Oh wait, he's just jogging, and there's a car behind him.