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The Weekend Playbook: Killer Klowns and fast women... who also pour drinks

Freebie of the Week
Tough Mudder -- a military obstacle course-inspired endurance race that's guaranteed to ruin at least one set of your clothes -- is coming to Miami April 12th & 13th, and if you win one of five sets of free entries we're giving to people who tweet out this Playbook, you’ll have a reason to actually keep your New Year’s resolution: training hard enough to survive this sucker.

Thursday, January 9th: If you missed Killer Klowns from Outer Space when it first came out in theaters in 1989… GOOD NEWS. For one night only you can catch the cult classic at the AMC Aventura at 830p. Pregaming strongly suggested.
Friday, January 10th: No need to trek all the way to the beach if you’re in Margate or South Dade. Your new Pollo Tropicals are having grand opening beach parties with sand and a surfing simulator, plus one of the first 100 people through the door will win FREE POLLO for a year.
Saturday, January 11th: Still haven’t checked out the brand-spankin’ new Perez Art Museum Miami? It’s the second Saturday of the month, so you can go check it out totally free from 1-4p.
Saturday, January 11th: YoungArts has been showcasing America’s next generation of artists all week, and they're capping it off with their annual Backyard Ball at 9p, where you can catch performances from said artists, hit the after-party with a premium open bar, and possibly win a Frank Ghery-designed Mini CooperGet tickets here
Sunday, January 12th: Get your best meal of the year out of the way early when Acqualina’s Dewey Losasso returns to Paradise Farms to cook stuff straight off the vine, along with Wolfgang Birk and Nicolas Cabrera. Get advance tickets here.
Sunday, January 12th: Miami food legend Norman Van Aken wants to help cure your hangover at Tongue and Cheek, where he’ll be teaming with Jamie DeRosa to make a brunch of carnival corn dogs, yucca shrimp and something called a Woman Gone Crazy Bloody Mary from noon to 2p.
Monday, January 13th: Miami’s fastest lady drink-slingers will square off for the title of Miss SpeedRack at Avenue D at 5p. A $20 ticket lets you sample their creations plus get free food. Or hit the after-party at Blackbird Ordinary at 9p, meet the ladies, and get free punch.

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