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With their Valentine's glut over, it's only a matter of time before Hallmark invents a holiday in which not one, but two guys can feel indifferent/annoyed about having to exchange gifts, which is why you need to lock down a dude by downloading Bromance immediately.

Just launched by a new-to-Chi dude looking for some bros, the app facilitates totally platonic (not that there's anything wrong with that!) meet-ups between bros just looking to bro out with each other (whose trust, by the way, can be easily gained by just dropping a popular Seinfeld reference!). To find your man-match today, just:

Write Your Brofile: Establish your overly-platonic-to-the-point-of-suspicious "Brofile" by entering your age, location, and a pic, then click through a deep swath of predetermined "interest" categories like "camping", "playing music", and "wrestling"... err, platonic wrestling!

Find Your Dude: Specific peeps and events will be suggested to you based upon your interests, but you can also get proactive and search for new friends "by hobby", which is only two letters away from "bi hubby", but again, this thing is straight, and you need to get that through your head.

The app also lets you check-in (and see others' check-ins) at nearby foursquare haunts, sync your Facebook and Twitter contacts, and search by and/or create your own "events" in categories like concerts and auto racing, though don't expect any of them to attract a bro unless you also drop mention of a "mansiere".

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