Wondering what, exactly, a "decentralized dance party" is? Then you're probably an over-thinking dweeb, and should blow off some steam at a decentralized dance party, the brainchild of two Canadian revelers who've already terrorized their nation's streets with public jams where they hand hundreds of thematically costumed ("business casual") merrymakers boomboxes tuned to the same frequency to blast their DJ's selections. As you've outed yourself as a brainiac econ major and thus understand the concept of TANSTAAFL already, it'll come as no surprise that they need money (specifically, $1K by Feb 18th) to make this happen, but don't worry, they're prepared to Kickstart-reward your contributions:
And should you have $10K to donate to this noble crusade, Tom, Gary, and the "Elite Banana Task Force" will deliver you your own personalized DDP "anywhere in Canada", though if you live there, you might actually need someone to explain that whole "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch" thing to you after all.
Published: January 5, 2012 at 4:00am EST
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