Awards Night Bingo 2013 What to do while you're half-watching the Oscars

A Silver Lining to a telecast that often stretches longer than Tarantino's movies/chin, this year's Thrillist Awards Night Bingo boards are flush with 24 randomly generated squares featuring events that could very well happen, from "Tim Burton looks like Robert Smith" to "Alan Arkin admits he's not even really acting".