Brandon Bird's Last-Minute Halloween Costume This free, printable mask will save your Halloween ass

While you may be a grown-ass man, there's no excuse to endure Halloween without at least some sort of costume. And because a sexy Val Kilmer outfit would have required bulking up your diet months ago, Nic Cage-loving artist Brandon Bird came up with a last-minute printable mask that'll turn you into a color-your-own Guy Fieri, which is fitting when you consider that both he and the holiday are "a crass American institution built around the over-consumption of corn syrup".