Set up by a son who told his 81yr-old dad that "Twitter was how to search things on Google", OMS's a (real?) stream of the elder's queries, which can be tidily summed up through examples like "i'm night blind", "soft boiled grapes", and "princess swimsuit breasts", suggesting his grapes are still quite hard.

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Published: May 19, 2011 at 4:00am EDT

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