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When you've wronged someone, it can be hard to find the right apologetic words, especially if you're a dog, and your face is being shoved in your own poo. Pay someone to find the right words for you, with Shame Be Gone.
From three friends who were hanging around talking about all of the life mistakes they couldn't bring themselves to deal with, and then realized things would go waaaay smoother if they atoned for one another, SBG pens send-able missives addressing everything from longstanding debts, to missed birthdays, to "end-of-relationship fallout", though it's not like she can even play your shared copy, since you took your Xbox with you. It works in three easy steps:
- Write them a description of the situation you're trying to deal with, which hopefully doesn't involve The Situation. Because he can't read.
- Check the box for your desired outcome, which, on top of Forgiveness, could be a Kindly Brush-Off, Revenge, Estrangement, or Sex, which frequently counts as the previous two as well.
- Make them an offer they can't refuse. How you pony up is on you, though be careful with your skinflinting, because you'll "get what you pay for".
If they elect to accept your case, just sit back and wait to receive a note you can "cut, paste, and send", though if you avoided that process when it came to photos, you probably wouldn't have anything to be ashamed of in the first place.