Pins For Pooches

Camper Van Beethoven would have likely changed their tune had they known about the Stars Cabaret's Pins For Pooches benefit for Oregon Dog Rescue, probably the best reason ever to buff your balls and go for the turkey. Show up at the Beaverton Stars tonight for a prime rib buffet and bid on a dancer to join your now-far-more-swollen three-member team for a Sunday throwdown, when they'll bus you to a nearby alley and host an awards ceremony at the club.