The Heathman's 50 Shades Of Grey Packages Keep it sexy

Every woman in the world is now a total freak thank to this rich guy from this book, and downtown's iconic Heathman hotel -- the very one in which they get slappy in the tome -- wants them do said freak thang behind their doors. Choose from their Inner Goddess package (includes wine and a gray tie, for light bondage, or wearing, if you're boring), or the Charlie Tango No Limits, which brings in a helicopter tour of the city, limo service, and a private dinner.