The CMAs of nudity

Basically the Oscars if Anne Hathaway tore off her evening gown and James Franco actually woke up, The Strippies are hitting Old Town's Star Theater Tue, with Ed Forman MCing as Portland's hardest working entertainers are given awards in categories like Best Hair, Most Beautiful Face, Most Sensual, and Stripper Of The Year -- after which the only things played offstage by the music will be their clothes.