Best of the Best Counting down June's Top Ten stories

As if possessed by the still-youthful-looking ghost of Dick Clark, we're counting down June's top 10 stories, in case you (get ready for it!) dropped the ball and didn't already know all about the naked phonics monkeys, asada, and seas of beer.

Hit everything in this collection, though, and you're sure to have at least 10 more rockin' eves.