If you often tire of choosing between filling beers and murdering mad digital elk, stop now, and get the Dreamcade Kegerator. Arguably the coolest thing ever invented (go make salads more fun & exciting, Slap Chop!), it features over 24 shooting games (House of the Dead 3! Big Buck Hunter!) & 145 other games (Ms. Pac-Man!), keeps your kegs of Red Dog ice-cold, and features three suds-dispensing taps.