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The Grand

Vegas-ing up your next SOMA grind sesh, The Grand's a new, Strip-caliber nightclub with a state-of-the-art Funktion One loudspeaker system, four fully stocked bars, two roomy floors with five separate levels of elevation, cryogenic fog, a ball made of 30000 individual LED lights, and cyber lasers, aka the wet dream of American Gladiator fans who hang out in creepy AOL chatrooms.

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The Grand (Emailed on January 4, 2012)

520 4th St, at Bryant; SOMA; 415.814.3008

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