Trying To Be: Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend One idiot's quest to emulate whoever duped the Notre Dame linebacker

The most under-appreciated aspect of the whole Manti Te'o saga is just how difficult it is to make some dude your boyfriend on Twitter. I should know. Just yesterday, I created the irresistibly desirable "TammyT93", then tried to seduce the Surprise Heisman Finalist of musician/comedians who have also appeared on This American Life, Dave Hill. Despite TammyT's best efforts, Dave Hill still does not have a fake girlfriend.

Several agonizing minutes later