Miami

Warily observe a madhouse of dudes on stilts, circus performers, hotties, and little people from acts like Tiny Kiss (dwarves doing Kiss covers), Mini Britney (same idea), and a Mini Boy Band, all while winning bottles/drink tickets in audience contests like karaoke and the embarrassingly apt “I Kissed A Girl Orgasm Contest”. Show up in your own costume to skip the line and get free admission -- but how are you supposed to look all tiny, on such short notice?