From this Sunday on out, the Standard allows lazy people to take over the Mud Deck area next to the pool (looking out over Biscayne Bay) to lollygag the day away with a grill, keg, temporary bar, and foosball/ping pong tables for tournaments that win you prizes like day passes to the Standard spa. Six-buck tix gets you stuff like burgers, hot dogs, sausages, beer, and way-discounted cocktails, all of which come with chips -- though that's a loooong drive for Ponch and Jon, proving they're not lazy at all.

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