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Sap Cap

This benign-looking baseball hat has back panels filled with a material 110% denser than lead, allowing dad to use the brim as a handle when self-defending himself against vicious attacks from your mouth asking him to pull over so you can pee.

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Sap Cap (Emailed on June 8, 2009)

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