Luckily, the Belgian waffle-wrapped sammies at Waffold are actually very young, fresh, and now available in the indoor-picnic-y former digs of Burger Tap. Clearly they've got a chicken/waffle affair (a Cajun one at that), but here's a quick rundown of others you're basically obligated to try:

Breakfast BEC: Even a dropout will feel like he's finally received his Bachelor of Economics by eating this $6.95 early-birder layered w/ applewood bacon, Tillamook cheddar, and a fried egg.

Sausage & Peppers: A take on one of the most beloved Italian dishes this side of a young Isabella Rossellini, it's stuffed with andouille, then coated w/ provolone, Dijon, plus sautéed onions & bell peppers.

Belgian S'mores: Sugar up with this toasted marshmallow/ dark Belgian chocolate beauty that gets crumbles of graham crackers, who finally prove that those lovable hillbillies from that tiny South GA town are good for something.

Side any of those with nacho cheese-/ bacon-topped waffle fries while also sipping bevs like Häagen-Dazs ice cream floats, unless of course you decide to BYOB, which will help make everyone in the joint also look young, fresh, and available.
Photos by Thrillist and Heidi Geldhauser courtesy of The Reynolds Group