The Ranch

With five pool tables, 22 projector screens, and a mechanical bull named Toro, The Ranch will be a huge hit with people who hate The Blue Cheese, and also sports-lovers who want 10 wings & fries for under $5 at lunch, plus fried lobster or The Big Homie: a $125, 72oz steak which -- if you finish along with the salad, jumbo loaded potato, and roll -- is totally free, if you don't include ambulance, hospitalization, and continuing care costs.