The Snooki Burger

It's time to do some cartwheels while exposing your private parts, because until the end of Sept, Atlantic Station's newest burger base will put a guidette in your gut with the Snooki Burger: a grain-fed patty on butter-toasted brioche w/ grilled jalapeño, cream cheese, mojo sauce, and a shocking lack of pickles, which -- in honor of her poor newborn son -- comes with a free "baby" slider featuring the same setup.