Big Fat Greek Gyros Eat the Hercules of gyros

Helmed by a wisecracking recent Greek immigrant, this Greek- and American-flag-adorned trailer serves spinach/feta spanakopita, eponymous pita-wrapped shaved meats like the Hercules (lamb/beef), and delicacies like the lasagna-esque beef/ feta/ potato/ eggplant/ zucchini moussaka, which is served "Cretan style", as opposed to cretin style, which would be characterized by stupidity and/or a congenital thyroid deficiency.