Best of the Best July's Top Ten sexiest openings & events

Because we understand that sometimes you're too busy scouring eBay for the perfect pair of Carlos Quintana Red Sox pajama jeans to catch every Thrillist story, we're counting down July's 10 most popular ones right here.

The graphically pleasing countdown of sweet bars and restos and secret other stuff you'll want to click on goes from 10 to 1, which is essentially what these damn Sox are going to have to do, if they want to make the playoffs.