Vosges Chocolate-of-the-Month Club

If your lady's sweet tooth can't be sated by playing as him in one of the eight different installments of Twisted Metal, opt instead to snag her a spot in one of Vosges' lunar "of the month" clubs, in which she'll receive a collection of truffles, toffee, and bonbons by mail every 3, 6, or 13 months, each timed to arrive precisely with a full moon, which does NOT mean the delivery man will have his pants down when she comes to the door, though you may want to double-check on that.