Duck Duck Goose Burger

Do you ever stare at yourself in a huge vanity mirror nude and think, "Goddamn, why am I not fatter?". Well, now Burger Bar Chicago is helping you shed that lame toned figure with their Duck 4-Way Burger featuring a duck patty, foie gras, duck bacon, and apricot chutney. And if that will only make you heavyset and sad, add the Banana Pie shake with a shot of Sailor Jerry.