Design Kenny's Next Burger

Through the month, Kenny's Burger Joint is running a contest to determine the most popular Joe-Public-submitted burger. Simply jot down your 10-items-or-less recipe and post it along with a pic on Facebook, and the entry with the most votes gets put on the menu, with the winner receiving a $100 gift certificate, presumably to spend on your own burger unless you're one of those poncy auteurs who hates his own work.