Clearly huge fans of hitting the Mario warp pipe, the good folks at La Grange are beating the system with a new Foundry-adjacent adult sno cone trailer. They have no liquor license, but if you order up a virgin, they'll give you a free booze "sample", which will have sex with your virgin despite her dad (the TABC) doing his best to keep her pure 'til she marries a rich dude who'll occasionally invite him to the DCC.