Epic Cones Way tastier than a 1950s bra

Inside Dallas's premier cafe for naughty Syracuse grads (eXcuses), Epic's the first US spot to utilize the greatest 'za innovation since Totino's got their pizza confused with a joint: a special machine imported from Italy that makes dough-based cones for "walking pizza". Unless you're a cardiologist, they're using this power for good, stuffing them full of not just pepperoni & sausage, but also curry chicken salad, bbq bird, and cheeseburger.