Heart-Stopping Chicken Whip it Up

Colorado has officially been declared the nation's least obese state. What is wrong with you people?! This Summer, remedy that with Biker Jim's tantalizingly calorific fried chicken recipe, which involves so much delicious lard & bacon, he recommends (seriously) that you only make it once per year.

So click below, and allow yourself a little photo-journey through thick-cut pig strips and juicy chicken, it's OK (wait -- you are sitting on an exercise ball, right? Alright, yeah: it's OK).