Head to this Fairfax cased-meat emporium on Sunday, flash them your smartphone to prove you follow 'em on Twitter, and they'll give you a totally free sausage off their menu, w/ options including chicken, Hungarian pork, or a veal-laced bockwurst, and addables like scratch "curry ketchup", also what Chris Bosh yells at Eddy when he laps him during suicide drills.