You so desperately need this: Baconery, a new online baconed-goods shop launching today from a 305-bred dude, who's rotating in eight pigged-up sweets per month including bacon marshmallow bars, bacon banana bread, bacon trail mix, chocolate peanut butter bacon cookies, and even some pig-shaped bacon dog biscuits filed under "Don't Forget Your Pooch", which the proud owner of a new dog said to the dude from Memento about 30 seconds ago.