Villa Mayfair's Sexy New Brunch Gorge yourself in the Grove

Is there anything worse than ordering just one meal? No, there's not, so thank the Lord for Villa Mayfair's new brunch, which lets you pick any combo of three food/drink items for a pretty incredible $28, meaning you can go with two Champagne Mojitos and beef tartare w/ parmesan; French toast w/ whipped cream, goat cheese gnocchi, and a Bloody; or, if you have any respect for yourself, three NY strip steaks.