Moloko Grab a crepe, read a book

Named after what Alex and his droogs sucked back in A Clockwork Orange, Moloko's a place to soothe your soul before a swingin’ night of ultraviolence an artsy coffee and crepe shop that looks like a cross between Disney World's Haunted Mansion, a library, and a farmhouse, thanks to way-tall wood-beamed ceilings, barn door bathrooms, eerie moving paintings, and shelves stacked with borrowable books donated by locals, who you shouldn’t hassle... hell, they’re giving you books!

Crepes’re divided into two sections, including the very adult "Savory Yum Yums" like The Italian Stallion w/ prosciutto, sharp Manchego & oversized green olives, the Breakfast with Tiffany (Serrano ham, raw maple syrup, powdered sugar), and the pink lox, cream cheese & sun-dried tomato-packed Fisherman Twist, a song written by I Constantly Have A Chubby Because I Haven’t Been Laid In Six Months On This Damn Boat Checker.

Meanwhile, "Sweet Stuff" ranges from the Bom Dia (strawberry & vanilla yogurt, whipped cream, fresh berries, granola), to The Fruit Down Under w/ strawberry, honey, buttery almonds & kiwi, to The King Kong w/ gooey bananas, chocolate & shredded coconut, which’s clearly been drinking lots of Muscle Coconut Milk.

The coffee bar’s serving caramel-dripped 80/20 espresso macchiatos, cortaditos, and local hippie-blended mushroom tea, plus for their big opening tomorrow, they’re doing two-for-one crepes from 730-930p, letting you fuel up before a night of tolchocking some deds with your sabog.