Thea Pizzeria and Cafe Pizza and art, together at last

The chick named Thea behind Joey's Pizzeria realized that everyone secretly suspected she was the guy from Friends, and so just opened Thea Pizzeria: an artsy joint decked out in marble mosaics, orb lights, and a mahogany bar that's slingin' handmade Neapolitan thin-crusters covered in stuff like prosciutto, truffle oil, bacon, and eggs.