Pizza and art, together at last

The chick named Thea behind Joey's Pizzeria realized that everyone secretly suspected she was the guy from Friends, and so just opened Thea Pizzeria: an artsy joint decked out in marble mosaics, orb lights, and a mahogany bar that's slingin' handmade Neapolitan thin-crusters covered in stuff like prosciutto, truffle oil, bacon, and eggs.