Here's the beef

At some point it becomes obvious that it's time to change jobs, although hopefully nobody tries to mess with the black mock turtlenecks, as that would threaten his run as one of People magazine's 50 Most Turtlenecked People. For dinner from a couple guys switching from clubs to grub, get to Kane Steakhouse, taking reservations now.

Backboned by two local club owners getting into the dining game for the first time, leading them to call in bigtime NY steak specialist Matthew Glazier to handle the food side of things, Kane boasts decor that doesn't stray far from their former spots thanks to sexy raw-silk tufted walls, white/black eel-skin booths, dark wooden beams, and, parked along the right wall, a massive mirror-lined bar made of white onyx, also the hip-hop group behind "Pleasebackupmykindsir". Kick things off with roasted bacon w/ apple-fennel slaw, duck-fat potato chips w/ Gorgonzola fondue, and the Seafood Plateau featuring clams, mussels, oysters, shrimp, king crab legs, and lobster; then, get down to meating with everything from slabs of Waygu dry-rubbed skirt steak, to a veal t-bone, to a center-cut Chateaubriand for two, which Val Kilmer calls "a really thoughtful garnish". Other mains range from Maine lobster and grilled yellowfin with white romesco sauce, to continued meaty goodness like veal chop Milanese with roasted tomato and a dijon breadcrumb-crusted Colorado rack of lamb, all augmentable with sides like crispy duck-fat hashbrowns, lobster mac 'n cheese, pecorino-puffed potatoes, and crispy fried seaweed, which those puffer fish just can't get enough of.

Drinkswise, they're pushing 20+ wines by the glass, plus a tidy roster of cocktails including the Patron Silver/ blackberries/ agave nectar/ fresh lime juice Blackberry Pie, which Steve Jobs maintains is the only reasonable use for such devices.