Nick Loeb is a former Florida Senate candidate, Sofia Vergara's ex, and not Lisa's brother. But none of that's important anymore, because he's also the proud father of an amazing new condiment called Onion Crunch: basically the completely delicious, onion ring version of Bac-Os.

So that you may bask in his triumph, he created an easy-to-manage Summer BBQ recipe, for which he takes hot dogs, stuffs them with said Crunch and so much more, wraps them in bacon, and lets your arteries deal with the outcome. Follow the photo gallery to learn how to make 'em, and enjoy.