Best of the Best The 305's Top Ten July Openings

Pretend we're Dennis Hopper for a sec, and take this pop quiz, hotshot:

Have you recently played cornhole on a deck? Had your head fondled by a corset-clad chick? When was the last time you downed a homemade brew? Have you even SEEN an arepa lately?!? If you hesitated whatsoever, you need to re-consume the glory that was July as we count down the Top Ten with sexy photos of not-Keanu.