Pizza Hut Cologne It's a thing that's real

Until recently, smelling like a Pizza Hut meant having to work in one. But now the world's No. 1 pizza chain is extending that cherished employee benefit to its most inexplicably loyal customers with the bottling of this limited-edition scent.

Offered as part of a promotion commemorating Pizza Hut Canada's 100,000th follower on Facebook, the company produced just 110 units of the fresh-baked-dough-scented… er, perfume? Cologne? Is dough gender-specific? It's got yeast in it, so let's go with perfume.

No bites yet on eBay, but as this story gets out, monitor this link like the kind of weirdo who might troll eBay for pizza perfume.