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Proteinaceous Coffee

Photo: Flickr/Etenil
Because waking up means unplugging your I.V. drip of Gorilla Monster Muscle Mass 9000, simultaneously jack yourself up on caffeine and 10g of protein with a cup of this "gourmet" instant coffee and its "revolutionary heat-resistant protein matrix" (just like the normal stuff, only whey cooler).

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